Touch 'n Hold Inventor
Years ago, the inventor of the Touch ‘n Hold door closer had a little daughter, and although brilliant, she was a little clumsy. She kept on getting her fingers pinched trying to make their old screen door stay open. When this happened, she cried. Not just a little cry. No, this cry involved big, sloppy tears. That old metal washer thingy was just hard to use.
Our inventor also noticed that his very sweet, aging mother had to bend down to fiddle with the washer so that the door would stay open as she did chores around the house. And because she had a bad back and arthritic hands, doing this made her mutter some very un-sweet words. Our inventor did not like to see his daughter cry or his mother grumble in pain. Thus, he used his many years of experience as an aeronautical engineer to invent what some have called, "the world's most convenient door closer." Someone has even called it the, "best invention since sliced bread." Might be a bit of a stretch, but hey, we'll take it.